A MESSAGE FROM SKY

a writing by James Stephen Thompson

A Message From Sky

Hello James,

It's a lazy Saturday and you just want to relax in front of the TV. You flop onto the sofa, put your feet up, and send your cup of tea flying into your Sky box, ending the entertainment. What's worse, your friends are meant to be coming to watch the football tomorrow.

With Sky+HD Protect, a Sky engineer would repair or replace your box the very next day. And you'd get the same red-carpet treatment if something happened to any of your core Sky equipment.

What do you do?

What do we do; "BAPTISE THE BOX AND 'PRAISE THE LORD' THROUGH RELIGIOUS TELEVISION"

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