Tareq and Michaela were so bored!
How to be different from the usual D.C. social horde?
Ebulliently deciding to 'just go' to a state dinner!
Surely THEY could enter!
Absent a White House invitation?
Looking the power couple - a photographic sensation!
Awash in all that self-absorbed glitz, glam - and rampant ego ham!
How was the poor Secret Service to know - it was a SCAM?
Into every politician's picture they barged!
Snapped with Obama - and even Osama when photos were enlarged?