This morn' I went on a sneezin' spree,
I sneezed beyond a one - two- three,
I sneezed as many sneezes could be,
Dear me..possibly an allergy.
My eyes closed tight, I couldn't see,
I would have looked like a strawberry,
Then scarlet crimson ...a red cherry,
Ruddy, awry my chemistry.
I sneezed first at the crack of dawn,
I sneezed right through the pretty morn,
I think I sneezed a sneeze -a-thon.
They wouldn't stop, went on 'n on.
Now I'd say it's kind of odd,
And worthy of a lil' applaud,
And I might ...just might get the nod..
For having sneezed a world record.