I lost my love, I was only 12 when this I said to her:
“Wow! How popular you are. You really cut a wide swath..”
She looked at me (as though I were a witches brew)
And asked plaintively, “So, you think that I’m too fat!?”
Up through college I feared complimenting the opposing sex-
at least till I could think it through-
I finally thought flowers or candy was a safe bet-
At least, I though it the safest I could do.
But then when I gave the gift to my steady flame
Her eyes got wide and I realized I wasn’t going to win.
“You know I’m allergic to plants” she sniffed.
“And. Candy!? You think I’m too thin?”…
And then she dissevered and phoned me never again
Later I discovered-from a friend-who already had seen her at her worst-
Because of your gifts she thought: You wanted to break up with her-
So she decided she should break up with you first.”
Anyway, the next time I get ready to aim a blandishment at a sweet,
I’ll pause twice...before I latch on to that possible bane risk-
One: I’ll wait till my bones creak with age,
And, two: Just before unleashing the gift…,
I will remember to intentionally miss.