Okay, so, I'm in my Mazda MPV,
driving down the road,
just my four year old and me.
Coming to a stop, I honk
at the guy in front of me.
Once then twice, then number three.
But there he did stubbornly sit,
as I laid my hand on horn,
fifteen seconds straight, "Hurry up and get!"
This isn't funny, no not a bit.
As neighbor stares at me, I think,
"What are you looking at, you idiot!?"
Another green gives us our due,
Hey! Wait a minute! We're not
turning left! Oh, man! My name must be Sue!
Turn lane empty, it was plain to see,
as I stared straight ahead,
hoping no one was looking at me.
"Yo! Sorry, dude!" I give a wave.
Family loves this kind of stuff,
"Glad we weren't there, that would be too much!"