Hmmm, wonder what he's doing now
that he has a pocket draining cow?
Yeah, he is such a lucky guy,
spending cash to cover her third eye,
that the scalpel can't remove, oh my!
Her's is a complexion witches envy,
with four warts instead of three;
oh lucky, lucky he is, YIPEE!
I won't worry, I won't frown,
his dilemma won't get me down!
I am a happy female camper,
oh yes I truly am, yepper!
Never more am I a crap-catcher!
I see he hides his face in shame,
when in public with his lovely dame!
I can see it now, as he ambles out of bed,
"I don't want to's!", screamin' through his head.
The sounds of *squish* and *squirt*
go her make up covered pimples; how they must truly hurt!
"That's what you get buddy, for looking up her skirt!"