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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
FLIRTING
   
Author: Lee Emmett
   
Poem:
FLIRTING
   
  her lungs aren’t working properly
his arteries are a challenge
all in all, it is a recipe for disaster
in that domestic mélange

however ...

a little flirting goes a long way
relieves tensions between partners
harmless banter overcomes moments
which could easily turn nasty
   
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DESERTED?
   
Author: Lee Emmett
   
Poem: DESERTED?
   

where are all the poets
are they writing in the night
searching deep within their souls
or using second sight

are they singly struggling
for that special word or phrase
or sitting round in groups at pub
singing rousing roundelays

observation shows none has posted
new works are thin on ground
one feels as if alone up late
with no-one else around

get those pens moving now
and show us your mettle
sacrifice lager or stout
keep mind in fine fettle
 
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