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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
DIALOGUE, OR DIRE LOGIC?
   
Author: Lee Emmett
   
Poem:
DIALOGUE, OR DIRE LOGIC?
   
  what are you doing now?
waiting for a friend

who is this friend?
I’ll know at the day’s end

what are you going to do next?
walk along a path

where will the path take you?
I’ll tell you as I tread along

why are you singing a song?
I’ll let you know when I stop

when are you going to do that?
when the story has been told

who is the story about?
I’ll give you a clue if you listen

will I be able to tell?
that depends if you know yourself

how will I know myself?
just ask yourself a question

which question will I ask?
that’s up to you to decide

will you be my friend?
ask me at the end of the day

can I walk along the path with you?
if you join in this song and play
   
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A Christmas Commercial Jingle
   
Author: Robert Miller
   
Poem: A Christmas Commercial Jingle
   


Jingle bells
christmas sells
commercials help it too,
because when you see
whats on TV
you'll probably buy that too.

Even if
it's a gift
that you would never choose,
you just pay
anyway
for something never used.

They don't care
that it's not fair
when marking up the price,
because they know you
will come right through
and buy the merchandise.

So before you shop
try and stop
to see what your spending on.
because you will be
just like me
because your money will be gone.

This jingle wrote
is just a note
to help on the holiday,
so you won't overspend
on a friend
on something thrown away.
 
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