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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
Am I Right?????????????????
   
Author: Thamilvaanan Thiyagaraja
   
Poem:
Am I Right?????????????????
   
  Nine minus one Eight
Fine minus extra Weight
Else your cloths be Tight
So eat Light

Your mind should be White
Else you Might Fight
If so you don't sleep at Night
It's not a good Sight

So look Straight
You can reach maximum Height
Then your life be Bright
Am I Right?????????????????

   
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HIP HOP SANTA
   
Author: Robert Miller
   
Poem: HIP HOP SANTA
   

Here comes hip hop Santa
showing all his bling,
as well as all his shortys
behind him that would sing.

All his homie reindeer
were ahead of him to tug,
each were dressed in a hoodie
like a christmas thug.

They all were packing heat
in case of trouble up ahead,
like the grinch who once stole christmas
before children awoke from bed.

Hip hop Santa,had no more worries
with his homies to gaurd his sleigh,
he knew now,if the grinch did try
he would not get away.

All the shorty's worked real hard
to have each toy prepared,
so each could be delivered,by their boo
the big guy with the beard.


If you have'nt met hip hop santa
he'll soon be on his way,
just listen for the hip hop jingle
thats thumping out his sleigh.
 
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