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HIP HOP SANTA
   
Author: Robert Miller
   
Poem:
HIP HOP SANTA
   
  Here comes hip hop Santa
showing all his bling,
as well as all his shortys
behind him that would sing.

All his homie reindeer
were ahead of him to tug,
each were dressed in a hoodie
like a christmas thug.

They all were packing heat
in case of trouble up ahead,
like the grinch who once stole christmas
before children awoke from bed.

Hip hop Santa,had no more worries
with his homies to gaurd his sleigh,
he knew now,if the grinch did try
he would not get away.

All the shorty's worked real hard
to have each toy prepared,
so each could be delivered,by their boo
the big guy with the beard.


If you have'nt met hip hop santa
he'll soon be on his way,
just listen for the hip hop jingle
thats thumping out his sleigh.
   
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Santa take a Hike
   
Author: Linda Chew
   
Poem: Santa take a Hike
   

Santa's reindeer went to play
When they noticed something wrong
There weren't any bells on the sleigh
In fact it looked quite different
Across the side it said "Chevrolet"
An elf told the reindeer not to worry
Old Saint Nick got jolly and went a bit far
That's the reason for no sleigh
and in its place they've seen a car
Later when Santa came to his senses
he realized all that comes with a car
There's insurance and gas to buy
more expensive than using reindeer by far
Santa Claus tried to make recompense
To the reindeer no excuse made sense
When he asked if they would pull the sleigh
Rudolph said they were on strike
while all the other reindeer motioned
for Santa to go take a hike
With any luck on Christmas Eve
Santa's reindeer will reconsider
I'd hate to see all of our gifts
go to the highest bidder

 
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