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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
Santa take a Hike
   
Author: Linda Chew
   
Poem:
Santa take a Hike
   
  Santa's reindeer went to play
When they noticed something wrong
There weren't any bells on the sleigh
In fact it looked quite different
Across the side it said "Chevrolet"
An elf told the reindeer not to worry
Old Saint Nick got jolly and went a bit far
That's the reason for no sleigh
and in its place they've seen a car
Later when Santa came to his senses
he realized all that comes with a car
There's insurance and gas to buy
more expensive than using reindeer by far
Santa Claus tried to make recompense
To the reindeer no excuse made sense
When he asked if they would pull the sleigh
Rudolph said they were on strike
while all the other reindeer motioned
for Santa to go take a hike
With any luck on Christmas Eve
Santa's reindeer will reconsider
I'd hate to see all of our gifts
go to the highest bidder

   
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TAMMY
   
Author: Trudy Schwarz
   
Poem: TAMMY
   

TAMMY OH TAMMY MY SWEET LITTLE NIECE

I HAVE ONE FOR YOU NOW SO PLEASE TAKE A SEAT

YOU WROTE A STORY THAT'S ABSURD IT'S TRUE

BUT IT'S OK CAUSE WE LOVE YOU

HOWEVER I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW

WHAT YOU SAID THERE JUST HAS TO GO

SO OPEN THE DOOR AND INHALE DEEP

CAUSE YOU SILLY GIRL YOU JUST NEED SOME SLEEP

WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHERE YOU LIVE

BUT I CAN'T KEEP FROM LAUGHING AS YOU KNOW I DID

BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT AND ITS OK

NOW JUST CLOSE THE DOOR AND GO AWAY
 
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