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TAMMY
   
Author: Trudy Schwarz
   
Poem:
TAMMY
   
  TAMMY OH TAMMY MY SWEET LITTLE NIECE

I HAVE ONE FOR YOU NOW SO PLEASE TAKE A SEAT

YOU WROTE A STORY THAT'S ABSURD IT'S TRUE

BUT IT'S OK CAUSE WE LOVE YOU

HOWEVER I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW

WHAT YOU SAID THERE JUST HAS TO GO

SO OPEN THE DOOR AND INHALE DEEP

CAUSE YOU SILLY GIRL YOU JUST NEED SOME SLEEP

WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHERE YOU LIVE

BUT I CAN'T KEEP FROM LAUGHING AS YOU KNOW I DID

BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT AND ITS OK

NOW JUST CLOSE THE DOOR AND GO AWAY
   
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HAVE A GREAT DAY
   
Author: Trudy Schwarz
   
Poem: HAVE A GREAT DAY
   

HELLO TO ALL I CANNOT SEE
HOW NICE IT IS TO HAVE YOU BE

STOPPING BY HERE WITHOUT A KEY
JUST SO YOU CAN GET A PEEK INTO ME

ITS KIND OF STRANGE I CANT PRETEND
BUT ITS KIND OF NICE TO HAVE A FRIEND

I KNOW MY POEMS ARE NOT THAT SMART
BUT FOR ME AT LEAST ITS KIND OF A START

ANYWAY I HAVE TO SAY THANKS TO ALL
AND HAVE A GREAT DAY
 
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