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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
ANIMAL ANTICS ALPHABETICALLY
   
Author: Jacinta Ramayah
   
Poem:
ANIMAL ANTICS ALPHABETICALLY
   
  Antelopes are amiable animals,
Buffaloes, bullish, butting boors,
Cougars creep craftily up crags,
Ducks dip delightfully in ditches.

Exotic eagles espy earthy eelworms,
Fierce falcons feast on fishes,
Goats greedily gobble green grass,
Hares hop happily near hedges.

Iguanas inhabit inhospitable islands,
Jaybirds jabber jauntily,
Kangaroos knee you with knockout kicks
Llamas lug large loads lithely.

Monkeys are munching, muttering mimickers,
Nightingales and nightjars, nocturnal nesters,
Oxen overloaded, overworked owsen
Parrots prettily parody persons.

Quixotic quails quiver quietly,
Robin red-breasts are restful roosters,
Stallions, stunning speeding steeds,
Tawny tigers are terrifying treaders.

Unique unicorns are unavailable now,
Vicious vultures are virtually vile,
Whales wallow in warm waters
Xeruses are xeric squirrels of Africa's wild.

Young yaks yare on mountains yonder
Zany zebras zip past zephyrs.
Animals are beautiful creatures of the earth
And humans should be their kind masters.
   
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Temptation
   
Author: Deanna Dilley
   
Poem: Temptation
   

We eye the chocolate, as if it may walk away.
We smell a co-worker's Cheetos;
but we have carrots instead?
When we spot a bag of our favorite chips,
would we buy unsalted pretzels instead?
Never mind the guilt.
It's all a part of temptation.

Toddlers reach for what older siblings have.
Students want all the name brands.
Teens request everything they can not afford.
What's wrong with wanting what you can not have?
It's all a part of temptation.

Guys want wall mounted television.
Ladies want clothes from all the top stores.
Guys reach for that beer bottle,
while the ladies have a glass of wine.
Why shouldn't we treat ourselves once in a while?
Afterall, there's no stopping temptation.
 
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