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| Temptation |
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Deanna Dilley
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We eye the chocolate, as if it may walk away.
We smell a co-worker's Cheetos;
but we have carrots instead?
When we spot a bag of our favorite chips,
would we buy unsalted pretzels instead?
Never mind the guilt.
It's all a part of temptation.
Toddlers reach for what older siblings have.
Students want all the name brands.
Teens request everything they can not afford.
What's wrong with wanting what you can not have?
It's all a part of temptation.
Guys want wall mounted television.
Ladies want clothes from all the top stores.
Guys reach for that beer bottle,
while the ladies have a glass of wine.
Why shouldn't we treat ourselves once in a while?
Afterall, there's no stopping temptation. |
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| A BIRTHDAY WISH JUST FOR ME |
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Trudy Schwarz
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A BIRTHDAY WISH JUST FOR ME |
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A BIRTHDAY WISH NOW LET ME SEE WHAT CAN I HAVE THAT'S JUST FOR ME SOMETHING FOR ME THAT I CAN PLAY WITH HUMM I JUST CAN'T THINK OF ANY OF THIS WHAT I WOULD LIKE IS SO VERY WRONG AND I'M TELLING YOU NOW IT'S NOT A SONG I'M JUST AS EVIL AS EVIL CAN BE BUT WHAT CAN I SAY THIS IS TOTALLY ME NOW DON'T EVEN TRY TO TELL ME I'M BAD CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE ALL HAD WISHES LIKE THESE THAT COME ONCE A YEAR SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND BUY ME A BEER
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