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Forever Yours
   
Author: Linda Chew
   
Poem:
Forever Yours
   
  Forever yours I will be
on a gift's special note
under the Christmas tree
The note was to my surprise
While picking it up
I felt a pair of curious eyes
it was Santa in true form
I could tell by the suit
that he had worn
Not black nor white
oh they were red
his flannel pajamas
that he had worn to bed
I wasn't surprised
at this man in my house
it was my husband
in other words my spouse
   
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THREE DIS-GRACES
   
Author: Lee Emmett
   
Poem: THREE DIS-GRACES
   

lackadaisical is Lily
sentimental and silly
dives in water chilly
in lacy costume frilly

whimsical is Sally
wins quiz show on telly
loves cheeses blue-smelly
hunger always gnaws belly

fantastical is Phyllis
arms mass of amaryllis
after surfeit of dinner bilious
with tales of yore will fill us
 
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