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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection
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| THREE DIS-GRACES |
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Lee Emmett
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lackadaisical is Lily
sentimental and silly
dives in water chilly
in lacy costume frilly
whimsical is Sally
wins quiz show on telly
loves cheeses blue-smelly
hunger always gnaws belly
fantastical is Phyllis
arms mass of amaryllis
after surfeit of dinner bilious
with tales of yore will fill us
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| Said The Spider To The Fly |
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Susan Attanasio
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Said The Spider To The Fly |
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Come closer, my dear Said the spider to the fly So I can whisper to you It’s a good day to die. The sun has been shining For hours and hours It’s burning the grass And wilting the flowers My web’s perfect circle Such a beautiful sight Draw closer and see Come share my delight The dry air is clear The sky, azure blue Come closer to me, sir Observe what I do. See my web glisten In summers sun light It shimmers and sparkles Come be dinner tonight.
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