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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection
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| Said The Spider To The Fly |
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Susan Attanasio
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Said The Spider To The Fly
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Come closer, my dear Said the spider to the fly So I can whisper to you It’s a good day to die.
The sun has been shining For hours and hours It’s burning the grass And wilting the flowers
My web’s perfect circle Such a beautiful sight Draw closer and see Come share my delight
The dry air is clear The sky, azure blue Come closer to me, sir Observe what I do.
See my web glisten In summers sun light It shimmers and sparkles Come be dinner tonight.
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| PILOT |
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Lee Emmett
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PILOT |
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write about a pilot riding oh! so high towing a glider watch him fly! scary manoeuvres dip, and loop-the-loop from roof of cabin heart and stomach scoop life of a pilot one of daredevil likes raw excitement twist and swivel marry a pilot? some would say okay most are wedded to plane up and far away sky-diving pilot last-minute parachute feel rush of adrenalin danger-loving coot
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