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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
Said The Spider To The Fly
   
Author: Susan Attanasio
   
Poem:
Said The Spider To The Fly
   
  Come closer, my dear
Said the spider to the fly
So I can whisper to you
It’s a good day to die.

The sun has been shining
For hours and hours
It’s burning the grass
And wilting the flowers

My web’s perfect circle
Such a beautiful sight
Draw closer and see
Come share my delight

The dry air is clear
The sky, azure blue
Come closer to me, sir
Observe what I do.

See my web glisten
In summers sun light
It shimmers and sparkles
Come be dinner tonight.
   
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PILOT
   
Author: Lee Emmett
   
Poem: PILOT
   

write about a pilot
riding oh! so high
towing a glider
watch him fly!

scary manoeuvres
dip, and loop-the-loop
from roof of cabin
heart and stomach scoop

life of a pilot
one of daredevil
likes raw excitement
twist and swivel

marry a pilot?
some would say okay
most are wedded to plane
up and far away

sky-diving pilot
last-minute parachute
feel rush of adrenalin
danger-loving coot
 
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