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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
THE CLOCK ON THE WALL
   
Author: Susan Attanasio
   
Poem:
THE CLOCK ON THE WALL
   
 
The sun’s coming up
Peaking round the shade
And the clock on the wall
Is ready to rush my day

Yawning and stretching
For another minute or two
That clock on the wall
Telling me what to do

My shower is finished
My hair done to a tee
That damn clock on the wall
Is now shouting at me

Now that I’m at work
That infernal clock will keep
My eight long hours
With hardly a peep

Finally back home
The door closed and locked
Slowly I turned
And shot that damned clock
   
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I Am A Poet
   
Author: Susan Attanasio
   
Poem: I Am A Poet
   


Sitting, waiting
For something, anything to appear
On this page.

I’m a poet.
At least that’s what I tell myself.
Staring forlornly at this page.

Deep breath. Concentrate.
Something will come.
I’m still waiting.

The clock is ticking too loudly.
The air is hot and sticky.
My pen is still poised.

Ready to write.
Ready to compose
My best work ever.

Still sitting. Breathing.
Butt getting numb.
No miracles tonight.
 
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