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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
I Am A Poet
   
Author: Susan Attanasio
   
Poem:
I Am A Poet
   
 
Sitting, waiting
For something, anything to appear
On this page.

I’m a poet.
At least that’s what I tell myself.
Staring forlornly at this page.

Deep breath. Concentrate.
Something will come.
I’m still waiting.

The clock is ticking too loudly.
The air is hot and sticky.
My pen is still poised.

Ready to write.
Ready to compose
My best work ever.

Still sitting. Breathing.
Butt getting numb.
No miracles tonight.
   
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A FEMALE THING?
   
Author: Trudy Schwarz
   
Poem: A FEMALE THING?
   

I'M NOT TO SURE
WHAT TO WRITE TODAY

I DON'T KNOW HOW
I'M FEELING OK

THERE'S TO MANY THINGS
CROSSING MY MIND

IT'S JUST A TOTAL MESS
SO I DON'T THINK I'LL FIND

ANYTHING AT ALL
THAT I CAN SAY

CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND
BUT IT'LL BE OK

MY POOR MIND
IS DEFINITELY GONE

I HOPE IT COMES BACK
BEFORE TO LONG
 
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