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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection
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| I Am A Poet |
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Susan Attanasio
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Sitting, waiting
For something, anything to appear
On this page.
I’m a poet.
At least that’s what I tell myself.
Staring forlornly at this page.
Deep breath. Concentrate.
Something will come.
I’m still waiting.
The clock is ticking too loudly.
The air is hot and sticky.
My pen is still poised.
Ready to write.
Ready to compose
My best work ever.
Still sitting. Breathing.
Butt getting numb.
No miracles tonight.
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| A FEMALE THING? |
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Trudy Schwarz
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A FEMALE THING? |
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I'M NOT TO SURE WHAT TO WRITE TODAY I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M FEELING OK THERE'S TO MANY THINGS CROSSING MY MIND IT'S JUST A TOTAL MESS SO I DON'T THINK I'LL FIND ANYTHING AT ALL THAT I CAN SAY CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND BUT IT'LL BE OK MY POOR MIND IS DEFINITELY GONE I HOPE IT COMES BACK BEFORE TO LONG
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