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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
LITTLE BALD BIRD
   
Author: Trudy Schwarz
   
Poem:
LITTLE BALD BIRD
   
  NOW NOW NOW
LETS NOT GO THERE

SAID THE LITTLE BIRD
WITHOUT ANY HAIR

BALD IS GOOD
THE LITTLE BIRD SAID

I LIKE TO BE DIFFERENT
I STILL HAVE MY HEAD

THE OTHERS MADE FUN
OF THE LITTLE BALD BIRD

BUT HE DIDN'T CARE
HE JUST SAID MY WORD

DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING
BETTER TO DO

I'LL ALWAYS BE DIFFERENT
FROM ALL OF YOU

I CAN STILL DO
EVERYTHING YOU CAN DO

EXCEPT FOR MY HAIR
NOW ISN'T THAT TRUE

EVERYONE OF YOU
ARE ALL DIFFERENT TOO

IN YOUR OWN WAY
SO WHY SHOULD I BE BLUE
   
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THE KING OF FRUITS
   
Author: Jacinta Ramayah
   
Poem: THE KING OF FRUITS
   

Chef on television, described its taste
mixture of putrid onions, rotting cheese
odour permeates air, sticks to clothes
settles on skin, like decayed bodies
left in refrigerator, door opened,
pong hits, reel like kangaroo’s kick
local ice-cream, Irish sister-in-law ate
wondered why, nauseously sick
read about flavour, no wonder.
threw away, no more for her.

Locals adore it, heavenly smell
flesh smooth, soft, deliciously creamy
taste, sharp, sweet, fruit of paradise
put in mouth, swirl tongue slowly
incomparable feeling, blissful, divine
taste buds, in over-drive
fruit fit for royalty, love it in superlative
without it can’t survive
durian, fruit of ‘thorns’ that’s outside
inside, king of fruits, that can’t be denied.
 
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