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| THE KING OF FRUITS |
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Jacinta Ramayah
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Chef on television, described its taste mixture of putrid onions, rotting cheese odour permeates air, sticks to clothes settles on skin, like decayed bodies left in refrigerator, door opened, pong hits, reel like kangaroo’s kick local ice-cream, Irish sister-in-law ate wondered why, nauseously sick read about flavour, no wonder. threw away, no more for her.
Locals adore it, heavenly smell flesh smooth, soft, deliciously creamy taste, sharp, sweet, fruit of paradise put in mouth, swirl tongue slowly incomparable feeling, blissful, divine taste buds, in over-drive fruit fit for royalty, love it in superlative without it can’t survive durian, fruit of ‘thorns’ that’s outside inside, king of fruits, that can’t be denied.
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| The Egg and I |
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Linda Chew
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The Egg and I |
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Once upon a pro-creation Seems now I was not alone I'd also created a situation for there were two of us in the cold without a home Other than myself was the Egg which had grown the size of a sprout Carrying it everywhere meant I wouldn't know what to do without A homemaker I met and she was so sweet She asked me if I'd anything to eat Begged did she for the Egg and I to stay Our new home would give the Egg once grown a terrific place to play Slowly the months went by miserable were we just the Egg and I Egg had grown so much it was larger than a sprout The Egg had grown so much it finally had to come out I'd just given birth to the Egg--a wonderful joy for the Egg turned out to be a handsome baby boy
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