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THE KING OF FRUITS
   
Author: Jacinta Ramayah
   
Poem:
THE KING OF FRUITS
   
  Chef on television, described its taste
mixture of putrid onions, rotting cheese
odour permeates air, sticks to clothes
settles on skin, like decayed bodies
left in refrigerator, door opened,
pong hits, reel like kangaroo’s kick
local ice-cream, Irish sister-in-law ate
wondered why, nauseously sick
read about flavour, no wonder.
threw away, no more for her.

Locals adore it, heavenly smell
flesh smooth, soft, deliciously creamy
taste, sharp, sweet, fruit of paradise
put in mouth, swirl tongue slowly
incomparable feeling, blissful, divine
taste buds, in over-drive
fruit fit for royalty, love it in superlative
without it can’t survive
durian, fruit of ‘thorns’ that’s outside
inside, king of fruits, that can’t be denied.
   
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The Egg and I
   
Author: Linda Chew
   
Poem: The Egg and I
   

Once upon a pro-creation
Seems now I was not alone
I'd also created a situation
for there were two of us
in the cold without a home
Other than myself
was the Egg which had grown
the size of a sprout
Carrying it everywhere
meant I wouldn't know
what to do without
A homemaker I met
and she was so sweet
She asked me if I'd
anything to eat
Begged did she for
the Egg and I to stay
Our new home would give
the Egg once grown
a terrific place to play
Slowly the months went by
miserable were we
just the Egg and I
Egg had grown so much
it was larger than a sprout
The Egg had grown so much
it finally had to come out
I'd just given birth
to the Egg--a wonderful joy
for the Egg turned out
to be a handsome baby boy
 
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