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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection
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| The Egg and I |
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Linda Chew
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Once upon a pro-creation
Seems now I was not alone
I'd also created a situation
for there were two of us
in the cold without a home
Other than myself
was the Egg which had grown
the size of a sprout
Carrying it everywhere
meant I wouldn't know
what to do without
A homemaker I met
and she was so sweet
She asked me if I'd
anything to eat
Begged did she for
the Egg and I to stay
Our new home would give
the Egg once grown
a terrific place to play
Slowly the months went by
miserable were we
just the Egg and I
Egg had grown so much
it was larger than a sprout
The Egg had grown so much
it finally had to come out
I'd just given birth
to the Egg--a wonderful joy
for the Egg turned out
to be a handsome baby boy
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| Stuck in time |
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Robert Miller
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Stuck in time |
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Tic Toc i watch my clock but my clocks time does'nt show because in it's rear it's empty where the batterys supposed to go.
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