Whenever i drink
my mind starts to rhink,
and i usually end up in trouble,
i have'nt a clue
what i really do
when i walk around seeing double.

I do know this
i somehow miss
the toilet when i have to pee,
and i think it's because
where i was
was'nt where i was supposed to be.

When i went to the jon
the toilet was gone
because it was'nt the jon at all,
i never knew
the door i walked through
was a doorway to the hall.

While standing there
all could hear
as i was sighing in relief,
everyone was in awe
with what they saw
they were all in disbelief.

So take advice from a friend
and never go out drinking when,
you plan to drink the whole night through.
because what you might see
when you have to pee
is all your friends laughing at you.