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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection
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| Too Much To Drink |
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Robert Miller
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Whenever i drink
my mind starts to rhink,
and i usually end up in trouble,
i have'nt a clue
what i really do
when i walk around seeing double.
I do know this
i somehow miss
the toilet when i have to pee,
and i think it's because
where i was
was'nt where i was supposed to be.
When i went to the jon
the toilet was gone
because it was'nt the jon at all,
i never knew
the door i walked through
was a doorway to the hall.
While standing there
all could hear
as i was sighing in relief,
everyone was in awe
with what they saw
they were all in disbelief.
So take advice from a friend
and never go out drinking when,
you plan to drink the whole night through.
because what you might see
when you have to pee
is all your friends laughing at you. |
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| A Birdy's Turdy |
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Robert Miller
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A Birdy's Turdy |
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Birdy,birdy with wings so dirty, i looked up as you flew bye, you never stopped but something dropped and hit me in the eye. Birdy,birdy was it turdy that you dropped on me, because if it was i've heard the buzz and it's supposed to be lucky. So to the birdy birdy that dropped the turdy thanks for dropping luck, i can see it would be worse for me if you were a duck.
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