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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
A Birdy's Turdy
   
Author: Robert Miller
   
Poem:
A Birdy's Turdy
   
  Birdy,birdy
with wings so dirty,
i looked up as you flew bye,
you never stopped
but something dropped
and hit me in the eye.

Birdy,birdy
was it turdy
that you dropped on me,
because if it was
i've heard the buzz
and it's supposed to be lucky.

So to the birdy birdy
that dropped the turdy
thanks for dropping luck,
i can see
it would be worse for me
if you were a duck.
   
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MY POEMS
   
Author: Trudy Schwarz
   
Poem: MY POEMS
   

IF MY POEMS

MAKE NO SENSE TO YOU

I'VE DONE A GREAT JOB

BUT WAIT I'M NOT THROUGH

SO READ IF YOU WANT

BUT PLEASE TAKE HEED

THEY'RE TWISTED AND BENT

SO BY ALL MEANS PROCEED
 
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