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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
MY POEMS
   
Author: Trudy Schwarz
   
Poem:
MY POEMS
   
  IF MY POEMS

MAKE NO SENSE TO YOU

I'VE DONE A GREAT JOB

BUT WAIT I'M NOT THROUGH

SO READ IF YOU WANT

BUT PLEASE TAKE HEED

THEY'RE TWISTED AND BENT

SO BY ALL MEANS PROCEED
   
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Stolen Youth
   
Author: Robert Miller
   
Poem: Stolen Youth
   

I once was young
but i'm now old, you see
my youth has been taken
away from me.

My hair once brown
is now hair of gray,
it's slowly falling out
it will not stay.

I once had my own teeth
with which i used to chew,
but now i have a set
that i must glue.

I had great skin
way back in the day,
but i now find myself looking
like a sharpai.

I have looks no more
just great wisdom inside,
and this body of mine
that i try to hide.
 
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