Captian Crunch was a criminal
and had his own box of Trix,
all the crimes that he committed
were always done just for Kix.

He had his very own gang
they were all a bunch of Fruit Loops,
and when he sent them to committ their crimes
he sent them out in groups.

Each group had checkbooks to shop with
they would bounce Chex left and right,
then brought merchandise to Snap,Crackle and Pop
who would drive off into the night.

They drove to the town of Frankenberry
where Mrs.crunch would wait,
but this one night inparticular
they arrived their much to late.

The Police were there waiting
they arrested the captian,his thugs and wife,
and all because of what they did
they are behind bars for LIFE.