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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
Every Side Of Loving You
   
Author: Robert Miller
   
Poem:
Every Side Of Loving You
   
  I'll love you when your pretty
i'll love you when your not,
i'll love you early morning
when you don't look so hot.

I'll still love you when your nice to me
i'll still love you when your an ass,
i'll still love you for not excusing yourself
as your passing gas.

I love you when you are in
i love you when you are out,
i even love for the stupid things
you try and argue about.

I love you when you cook for me
i love you when you are there,
and i'll love you when you try to say you cooked
but the food was bought elswhere.

I'll love you no matter what you do
i'll love you no matter what you say,
because my love for you is that strong
and will never go away.
   
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THE INVASION
   
Author: Jacinta Ramayah
   
Poem: THE INVASION
   

The invasion has started, the enemies
have reinforced their flanks,
the soldiers are on the watch-out,
for the weapons in their hands.

Those weapons are so sharp, they
can unlock the secrets in their heads,
the army struggles on, to face
grim days of imprisonment ahead.

The troops are slowly losing
the battle to their foes,
freedom depends, on the ability
to withstand the most.

The enemies are too smart
not an inch are they retreating,
their comrades are slowly giving in
to the enemies’ way of thinking.

Their enemies have promised blue skies
for those who pass their tribunal,
but for the rest who do not waver
they warn of a blood red battle.

Confined within four walls, victims
for one hundred and ninety days,
yet have to be polite to their gaolers
for their short escapades.

Please and thank you, their wardens
demand, they have to obey every rule,
Wait, when November comes, they’ll
make their great escape from school.

 
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