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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
THE INVASION
   
Author: Jacinta Ramayah
   
Poem:
THE INVASION
   
  The invasion has started, the enemies
have reinforced their flanks,
the soldiers are on the watch-out,
for the weapons in their hands.

Those weapons are so sharp, they
can unlock the secrets in their heads,
the army struggles on, to face
grim days of imprisonment ahead.

The troops are slowly losing
the battle to their foes,
freedom depends, on the ability
to withstand the most.

The enemies are too smart
not an inch are they retreating,
their comrades are slowly giving in
to the enemies’ way of thinking.

Their enemies have promised blue skies
for those who pass their tribunal,
but for the rest who do not waver
they warn of a blood red battle.

Confined within four walls, victims
for one hundred and ninety days,
yet have to be polite to their gaolers
for their short escapades.

Please and thank you, their wardens
demand, they have to obey every rule,
Wait, when November comes, they’ll
make their great escape from school.

   
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Here for me
   
Author: Gina Diaz
   
Poem: Here for me
   

On a sunny day quiet and gray
Everything is normal
Everything is okay
A silent scream from far away
Nobody is listening
Nobody is careing
My heart is tearing
I don't know what to do
I'm no wear near threw
Laying in the snow
Oh,so cold
Right next to me
My best friend you see
he oh so sappy
when the world thinks he's happy
Today is the day
A day to party
A day to play
A day to enjoy the sunny day
But here we are on the cold, thaw ground
Looking at the sky
I really want to cry
But by my side something hit me
A square box
Rapped in blue written on it
"Espacially for you!"
Slowly opend it to see my prize
But to my supprise
empty inside
He explaind to me
In the box
Is something No one sees
The friendship we hold you and me
It's a special gift
I hope you enjoy
It might not be a really fun toy
But to me it's the world
So, I hope you enjoy
My heart felt gift
To my bestest friend
Nothing less
Nothing more
 
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