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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
THE CHANGE
   
Author: Jacinta Ramayah
   
Poem:
THE CHANGE
   
  On the first day of school
they troop in, for formal learning,
six to seven years of age,
parents hope for some disciplining.

They’re afraid, anxious and apprehensive,
angelic, adorable and attentive,
too abashed to do any answering,
they accept all your accounting.

Give them a few months
to get used to your instruction,
at the end of the year they leave you
with mixed consternation.

They’re atrocious, aggravating and assertive,
argumentative and authoritative,
your attire they scrutinize,
your Achilles’ heel they analyse.
   
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DON'T READ IT OK
   
Author: Trudy Schwarz
   
Poem: DON'T READ IT OK
   

WHY DO I WRITE
I HAVEN'T A CLUE

I GUESS IT'S JUST TO KEEP ME
FROM BEING SO BLUE

MY WORDS ARE NOT RIGHT
MY SPELLING IS CRAP

COMMAS AND PERIODS
WELL WHAT'S UP WITH THAT

NOTHING IS PERFECT
IN THIS WORLD ANYWAY

SO JUST LEAVE IT ALONE
OR DON'T READ IT OK
 
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