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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
A Little Piece of PAper
   
Author: Susan Attanasio
   
Poem:
A Little Piece of PAper
   
  A little piece of paper
Just a four-inch square
Is really so important
When you can’t find it there.

When nature calls
To do your thing
That missing square
Such anguish brings.

Who was here last?
Who leaves one sheet?
As he departs
That sacred seat.

Through the closed door
Thunderous threats of trouble
As the offending party
Departs, on the double.
   
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Thats how it used to be
   
Author: Robert Miller
   
Poem: Thats how it used to be
   

I used to enjoy to cook for you
thats how it used to be,
but i've been cooking for so many years
that i think it's time you cook for me.

I used to enjoy to you out shopping
that how it used to be,
but now i think it's time to look around
and find another taxi.

I used to enjoy buying you things
thats how it used to be,
but i think it's now time for you to work
and make your own money.

I used to enjoy to give you a massage
thats how it used to be,
but i now think it's time to roll over
and start massaging me.

I used to enjoy all these things
and there's reason i don't anymore,
it's because i can't truly enjoy these things
if i never had them before.
 
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