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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
Thats how it used to be
   
Author: Robert Miller
   
Poem:
Thats how it used to be
   
  I used to enjoy to cook for you
thats how it used to be,
but i've been cooking for so many years
that i think it's time you cook for me.

I used to enjoy to you out shopping
that how it used to be,
but now i think it's time to look around
and find another taxi.

I used to enjoy buying you things
thats how it used to be,
but i think it's now time for you to work
and make your own money.

I used to enjoy to give you a massage
thats how it used to be,
but i now think it's time to roll over
and start massaging me.

I used to enjoy all these things
and there's reason i don't anymore,
it's because i can't truly enjoy these things
if i never had them before.
   
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Damn Negatives
   
Author: Sarah Williams
   
Poem: Damn Negatives
   

Damn negatives giving me grief
Happy thoughts away with a thief.
Doubts flooding over washed in by the tide
Frustration has hitched along for the ride.
Nasty insomnia pokes me in the ribs
Whilst my insecurities are telling me fibs.
Paranoia joins in for the fun
And lethargy ensures nothing gets done.
Hatred bubbles the foulest of brews
Anger intent on causing bad news.
Damn negatives giving me grief
But I keep on smiling through gritted teeth!
 
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