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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
Tender Delight
   
Author: John O Connor
   
Poem:
Tender Delight
   
  Tender Delight

One night in a city centre hotel room, I stepped inside the bathroom

And on you, my greedy eyes did alight, what a tender looking delight

So very soft and pink, compared to my skin, chalk snow white

I reached out and touched you; oh you were so velvet against my skin

I cannot wait to use you, whispered a devilish voice within.

Later that night after a meal, and some wine, I used you long and much

I even used you a second time, so soft and lovely was your touch

I could not seem to get enough of you, and when the morning came

I needed you once more; it was nearly an unbearable strain

But then I discovered you had run out on me, I felt bad, the night before I had abused you so much

But reminded myself that I had paid good cash, for that extra special touch

Just as I was starting to despair, I heard a knock on the room door

Standing there was a maid, bringing me plenty of soft, pink, "Toilet Roll" more.
   
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Too Many Hats
   
Author: Linda Chew
   
Poem: Too Many Hats
   

There are so many hats to wear
Somedays it all seems too much
I always knew life wasn't fair
like juggling my chores and such
Tolls come with responsibility
so I seem out of touch
taxing all of my agility
Add one more hat atop the hutch
My life is always in a whirl
As if there wasn't enough to do
I happen to be a girl
I've to put my hair in a hot iron
just to get any amount of curl
Make sure not to burn my face
Put on makeup to cover any blemishes
that no amount of time could erase
Relationships I have quite a few
Each one gives me another hat to don
Everytime I take one off
I've another to put back on




 
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