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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
Too Many Hats
   
Author: Linda Chew
   
Poem:
Too Many Hats
   
  There are so many hats to wear
Somedays it all seems too much
I always knew life wasn't fair
like juggling my chores and such
Tolls come with responsibility
so I seem out of touch
taxing all of my agility
Add one more hat atop the hutch
My life is always in a whirl
As if there wasn't enough to do
I happen to be a girl
I've to put my hair in a hot iron
just to get any amount of curl
Make sure not to burn my face
Put on makeup to cover any blemishes
that no amount of time could erase
Relationships I have quite a few
Each one gives me another hat to don
Everytime I take one off
I've another to put back on




   
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JUST A STORY
   
Author: Trudy Schwarz
   
Poem: JUST A STORY
   

HAVE A DRINK HE DID SAY
THEN HE WENT AND WALKED AWAY

VERY HOT CHEEKS HE SURE HAD
AND NOT ON HIS FACE NOW AIN'T YOU GLAD

BACK HE CAME WITH ANOTHER ROUND
BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO HIT THE GROUND

INSTEAD I WANTED TO GRAB HIS HAND
CAUSE OH MY GOD WHAT A MAN

NOW DON'T EVEN THINK IT
CAUSE YOU'LL BE WRONG

IT'S JUST A STORY
AND NOW I'M GONE
 
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