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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection
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| The stupid cupid |
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Robert Miller
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How stupid is cupid
how stupid is he,
you'll soon find out
when you hear this story.
It was valentines day
febuary fourteen.
when i saw a beautiful woman
the most beautiful ever seen.
I wanted to approach her
but was so affraid to try,
because i saw her ignoring
guy after guy.
So i asked my man cupid
if he could help me,
by using his arrow
to knock some love free.
He waited for the right time
then pulled back on his bow,
and then at that very moment
just let it go.
Through the air it flew
so still and so calm.
but it never hit the woman
it struck my mom.
I could'nt believe
that it completely missed her,
and now i had to worry
about what would occur.
I said to my man cupid
how in the world does that help me,
he said i'm sorry my friend
but i'm blind and can't see.
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| GOOD NIGHT POEM |
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Lee Emmett
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GOOD NIGHT POEM |
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just a little poem to send a soul to sleep need to be quiet and around house creep very late indeed in fact early morning should not be composing while everyone snoring staying at good friend’s had a lovely evening need to tuck self in start novel reading
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