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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
GOOD NIGHT POEM
   
Author: Lee Emmett
   
Poem:
GOOD NIGHT POEM
   
  just a little poem
to send a soul to sleep
need to be quiet and
around house creep

very late indeed
in fact early morning
should not be composing
while everyone snoring

staying at good friend’s
had a lovely evening
need to tuck self in
start novel reading


   
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I Want
   
Author: Robert Miller
   
Poem: I Want
   

I want to be in the lime light
i want to be a star,
I want to have the money
to buy a fancy car.

I want to live the good life
i want to live it up,
i want to drink Dom Perignon
out of a diamond cup.

I want to go to the casino
i want to fly by private jet,
i want to sit at a high roller table
with a twenty thousand dollar bet.

I want the best of everything
i want it all to be pure gold,
and in each arm i want a woman
a beautiful twenty year old.

As you can see all that i want
are things i'll never see,
and things that i only wish for
because i have no money.
 
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