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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
   
Author: Jayme Larsen
   
Poem:
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
   
  T-winkle toes cousin brings a date.
W-orking the day after Christmas with
a hang-over.
E-vening wear, you wear only once.
L-eaving pizza and beer for Santa.
V-enture to the wrong side of town.
E-loping to Vegas.
D-rinking and driving, getting busted
sends you to the slammer.
A-t last everyone goes home from party.
Y-our expected to supply all the beer.
S-hoveling two feet of snow, before
going to work.
O-verspending on credit card; pay
forever; priceless.
F-reinds drop over uninvited.
X-yz your zipper is down.
M-other-in-law over for dinner.
A-nd everyone scatter, when you
say housework.
S-ending your honey the wrong gift.
   
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The World is Discombobulate
   
Author: Scott Wyatt
   
Poem: The World is Discombobulate
   

On days, when rain falls and dark persists,
all's right with nature, that's how it exists.
It's proper to rain when the sky is dark.
whether in a city, country, town or park.

On days, when rain falls and it is bright,
the sun is shining, it doesn't seem right.
I get so confused, bewildered and scattered,
isn't nature saying, logic just doesn't matter?

Why do I concern myself with the rain,
I'd do better to stop a run-a-way train.
That I would concern myself with such things,
causes most folks to think, I'm a big ding-a-ling.

My answer is simple enough, you see,
I want, in my life, an order to be.
I like to be in total control,
not heading straight down the rabbit hole.

Is it too much to ask of the world,
to revolve around in a predictable whirl?
I want no surprises to upset and confuse,
to win most of the time, and seldom lose.

But now I see, that this will not happen,
even, if I lived in a remote mountain cabin.
So I am forced to accept my fate,
and not get excited, when life discombobutales.
 
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