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| SCHOOL DAYS |
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Kelly Zimmerman
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Algebra is the piercing pain in my head.
Algebra is the reason I dread to leave my bed.
Algebra is awful; there’s no doubt it’s the pits.
Algebra is what leaves me speechless doing
sputters and spits.
If algebra were fun, it would be a new
revelation!
Algebra is instead, an evil Care Bear nation.
Algebra is the weight that holds down my
G.P.A.
If algebra gets any worse, I’ll simply ask,
“What’s the consequence for truancy these
days?”
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| MOO |
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Mark Leichtfuss
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MOO |
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Mazy is my name. Outterly beautiful looking, no bull can take His eyes off me. Oh, if only the bulls were outterly beautiful like me.
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