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Two Poems from our Funny Poetry Collection

 
 
GETTING CUPID.
   
Author: Scott Moon
   
Poem:
GETTING CUPID.
   
  Cupid, come here or I'll kick your arse,
Explain once again this whole match-making farse,
Your arrows fly straight, their trajectory true,
But you only fire one of them, never the two.

I mention the future and girls just start yawning,
Consider this, Cupid, your very last warning,
The next solo flight you send my arrow on,
Will result in a kick up your mythical bum.

Mess me around once again if you dare,
The problem is cupid, I really do care,
I need love unrequited like holes in my head,
I would rather you left well alone please instead.

You may think I exaggerate, hope that I jest,
But screw up again and I won't be impressed,
I'll stick your arrows where they'll no longer pain us,
Just think of the damage they'll do to your anus.
   
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MAN I WANT TO BE A POET
   
Author: Cassie Smith
   
Poem: MAN I WANT TO BE A POET
   

i really love to rhyme

i know that i will make it it's just a matter of time

i write day and night and in the evening too
a like to sit and think of things because it's fun to do

while i'm sitting at home with nothing to do
i just pick up a pen and pad and begin to write the truth

writing the truth seems easy to me
its like taking candy from a baby and counting too 3

some people love to sit and read other's poems
poetry ain't hard work it's like writing a son

so sit and think of what i just said
and think of things that rhyme and keep it in your head

thanks for reading my poem and i really hope you like it
i will be writing again soon so watch out for it





 
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