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MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE
   
Author: Brianna Vogel
   
Poem:
MIDDLE SCHOOL LOVE
   
  while he struggles with his locker
he watches for i'm not the best walker
he and his short brown hair
i couldn't help but stare
skating, falling
my name he's calling
found out it wasn't him
it was our school janitor crazy jim
i can't believe i fell for it
jim always liked causing me to throw a fit
the class bell rings
i admire every word he sings
cool we both have gym!
i wonder what he looks like when he swims
that was fun
oh well, my crush is done
tomorrow i'll try mark
maybe he'll light a spark


   
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THE TEACHER
   
Author: Laurence Manley
   
Poem: THE TEACHER
   

The teacher is quite old,
he thinks he's big and bold.
The thought of him makes you twist and fold,
the teacher is quite old.

Our teacher is quite silly,
his name is Mr Billy.
At break he runs up trees,
and scratches his fleas.
Our teacher is quite silly.
 
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