Cheating is a way of life
For some that's what they say
But take it from a better man
Who's found a better way
I never take short cuts
Or dream throughout the day
I give a full eight hours
For a full eight hours pay
I've always payed my taxes
No matter the distress
I feel that it's my duty
To pay the IRS
And when I find a dollar
That's lying on the ground
I'm always the first to ask
Whose dollar have I found
So take it from a better man
You must keep on a trying
While you work on your cheating
...I'll work on my lying