Valentine’s a joke,
St. Patty is a bore.
April Fools is just an easy way
To get them one time more.
Easter is a trick
Mayday is a hoot
Father’s Day, it hurts,
When Daddy gives the boot.
Fireworks celebrate freedom,
Then Halloween celebrates Hell.
Thanksgiving for the pilgrims
Who rang the Liberty Bell.
Christmas is a time of good,
New Year’s for the sin.
Mother’s Day comes so soon
When you start all over again.