Wouldn’t it be funny
To wake up and its sunny.
Put on the radio, check your money
Get ready to go, kiss your honey

“Here is the news, get ready for this
Scientists have proved, ghosts do exist
They’ve investigated loads, from the top of the list
They’ve left nothing out, nothing they’ve missed”

“Some spirits were spotted, the news is immense
The viewer did also admit, he had a sixth sense
Another viewer said, the seventh is more intense
Now over to Chuck, for euro’s and cents”

“Bad news on Wall Street, there’s been a crash
The tree is o.k., but the bikes tyre has a slash
Your investments are fine, don’t worry ‘bout your cash
There’s no problem, honest, that smell is the trash”

“Thanks Chuck, now for new, OH MY GOD ! news just in
The whole world's gone mad, it's officially retribution for sin
That’s all for now”, he said with a large grin
“I do hope you was good, from when you did begin”