Does my bum look big in this?
The question made me reminisce.
For the answer it would bring
was yes, it's big in anything.

Now months of watching what I ate
leave me glad I'm overweight.
With a new world to explore;
for yes I was obese before.

Where once I said, I know, I know,
my rear end's like an old rhino.
Today I don't seem half as dumb
for now I've got a monkey bum.