You pinstripe wearing
swinging fools,
I think you no longer
have the tools.
That you need
to win the east,
you've lost your touch
to say the least.
Every year
your getting worse,
is because you sold
a-rods purse.
Whatever the case
your not looking good at all,
but thats ok
because it's Bostons call.
They have the pitching
that you once thought you had,
and what they have now
is strong and iron clad.
Just look at them
no longer defeated,
that must really make
steinbrenner heated.
You just have to face it
your too far behind,
but at least you'll featured
on Red Sox Rewind.
Over and over
and over again,
so we can keep watching
the Red Sox when.
They pay tribute to your friend
Bambino in heaven,
and once again take it away
in two thousand seven.